Wife/Mom For Sale-Any interested buyers? Therefore, I experienced the basic concept to publish a post about my young ones placing me up for sale — awkward and just a little strange, right? Really, whom have always been we joking — the greater amount of likely situation is my hubby putting me on the block, that I drive him bat shi* crazy; and the kids, well, they would not last one second without me to get them milk, wipe their nose, clean up after them, and so on because we all know. Aside from who does place me on the market, i actually do genuinely believe that i might produce a great deal. Sadly however, I would personallyn’t be fortunate enough to create my personal “for sale description that is. Nope, maybe maybe not should they had it their method. Therefore, this got me personally thinking… what would they state they describe me about me, how would? This is how i do believe my description would read when they had been pitching me personally to other people: AVAILABLE: Wife/Mom, 31 yrs old Purchase Price : All offers that are reasonable. Will sell to bidder that is highest. Description : This wife/mom can be used, yet still beautiful…but really only if she takes the time and energy to shower, dress yourself in genuine clothing, and clean her hair — which chaturnate will be virtually never ever. All the other times she appears just a little “wack”, just a little under-dressed, and small messy.